How to Speak Australian

Australian>>>Amurican translation

Holiday = Vacation

Jumper = Sweater

Trekking = Hiking

Chemist = Pharmacy

Rubbish = Trash

Overtake = Pass

Give Way = Yield

Tomato Sauce = Ketchup (learned the hard way)

Coffee = Espresso Drinks (also learned the hard way)

Blank Stare = Reaction to Asking For Regular Coffee

Brekky = Breakfast

Bacon = Cross Between Canadian and American Bacon

Burger = ANYTHING on a bun, aka, a sandwich

Chips = Fries

Crisps = Chips

Tasty = Sharp (as in Cheddar)

Coon = Cheese Brand

Goon = Cheap Boxed Wine

Biscuit = Cookie

Jug = Pitcher

Stubbie = Short Bottle of Beer

Pot and Schooner = Small and Medium Draft Beers

Bottle Shop = Liquor Store

Victoria Bitter, Tooheys, and XXXX = Budweiser, Miller, and Coors

Corona = Exotic Import

Backpacker = Drunk 18 Year Old German Tourist

Footy = Soccer

Snogging = Making Out (FYI, there’s no snogging allowed in the pool)

Kangaroo = Deer ( = Roadkill)

Not Accepted = American Express

Left = Right

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